Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Boy's Do Cry!!!

She told me I can't write that , I said why and she said crying you shouldn't and i told her crying I should and then started the boys too cry. In this article I am not talking about emotional cry but a pretty intentional cry.

I am not a feminist and neither a misogynist. Do u know there is no proper antonym for feminist. Y bcoz they won't let us make it :D.

feminism : A movement to promote women's interests at the expense of men
Antonym for Feminism Not defined Yet :P

Who thinks of men's interest their interests are quite obvious (3 words ;)) and since they are pretty understandable women think misery is their company not men. They are happy out there . No my sweethearts boys and man have grown, they have grown to the extent that they no How to Cry ? When to Cry? How to manipulate with Cry? Which were all woman's domain once.

Once masculinity used to get melted when femininity used to shed tears and now what I am seeing is vice versa. Its evolution and slowly slowly men also geared from cave men to polished men. They are also carrying the weapons of destruction and know how to use them no not the Tear Gas but the Tears. They know when and where it perfectly works and they have learnt the art of crying. The art of crying , I have to learn it ,even i said to myself when I found its working all over, it was such a most happening thing of a day and must be learnt to be a better evolved species.

When did u last heard

Men/Boy cried after beating wife/GF and then asking for forgiveness, after openly committing a public disgrace to women in form and then apologizing for it, after ditching a girl and saying he was helpless because of parents, after filming GF/wives/girls in compromising positions and then when its open in public apologies mixed with drops as shield. Even the biggest of biggest offense now men also know how to use the power of tears. As if now its not the crocodile tears but men tears!!

During my childhood a girl sitting next to me put me in trouble by telling her friend that i whistled in class (which i had not , i still don't understood Why?). And when her friends brother was interrogated for same cause I was blamed. In the whole class when teacher claimed my name in that mischievous act and the false witness sitting next to me. She started crying and I had no Idea!!! :O what to do!!! Infact i ended up apologizing to her as if it wasn't her act. But now I know I should have cried with my heart out and then turned the tables :D. The irony was this that in this whole episode my mother too didn't believe me as she said u would have done it otherwise u cud have cried and I was still believing that i am a boy and i shouldn't cry which she herself told me (beta ladke nahin rote as if right to cry is only for Women) .

I saw Kapil Dev, Sreesanth , Vinod Kambli (Indian cricketers who cried in public) crying and they got a fairly good publicity, they could prove their points much better to opposite sex as they started defending the cause with them sheding the tears. Infact tears are working for getting or luring women . In my campus i know a guy who got the girl of his dreams buy constantly taking her to lake side and shedding tears to get the prey :P. All of us knew that personality of guy was far beyond to impress and woo the lady. But worked marvelously that girl felt how a sensitive person he is . Let me tell the same senstive person ignored to give a helping hand to the same girl when she started falling downhill during one of their famous trek (reported by all primary resources). But now its a happy couple with tears in all four eyes .

I am nowadays advocating Boys to try cry as this is the inn thing when girls are sleeping in their dreams believing that Boys don't cry and when they cry they are in intense pain.

PS: Please don't generalise this as it might be pretty harmful for guys who are used to do the same. I am not a feminist and neither a misogynist i repeat.























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