Mard ka Dard

When all of the movie stars are going under the knife (plastic surgery), I am also going under the plier(dental surgery)..u c i am sophisticated a little but..
...Well to cut short I have to say good bye to my wisdom (tooth). Tommorow is the operation whe we both will be torn apart..

I still remember the when i felt some itch in my jaw in my early 20s and my mother told may be wisdom tooth might be coming, I was happiiest under the earth..as a hostelite. All of the things were good and had a cubicle those days...daily trips to market with staring almost all girls in a group of 4 -5 and teasing every creature of opposite gender including animals :P ..I was at the top my wisdom. I used to get a feeling those days that God has given me pair of extra teeths so that I can eat chicken easily ..since it was just out of competition (only herbivorous when all friend were carnivorous in all parties); i a son of brahmin family started enjying the non veg feast. Initially it was difficult but then peer pressure made me enjoy it :).

and now in my late 20s when once again I felt a little itch in the same place i went to doctor only to hear that a well has been dug by some micro-orgasim possibly coming out of one of the chicken i ate and staying there since early 20s till date. The dentist said it was as deep as the roots and asked me to take x ray which further proved the hard work of the micro thing as leonardo did in shawshawnk redemption. what else can i do other than removing ther is no way it can be kept since it is interior most tooth and yes it should go know since i have finally decided to get married and am married now ..so of wat use is wisdom to me now!!!! :)

The things might be more complicated once i get through the doctor who was last time showing me his pliers .....

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After Surgery
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Very interstingly the surgery went Ok ...i was taken to reclining chair (reminded me of me and meri woh watching Taare zameen pe in Red Lounge and doing coochie cuuu) but the situation was differnent dr d souza (read the sooja (swollen)) and dr shruti (chutki with soft hands) opening my mouth wide open and putting all the instruments available in their lab inside....they opened my mouth as the joker in The Dark Knight has been doing to his enemies and made me smile to 200% possible. The extraction started with an anaesthesia which was given to me felt like i have no left side left to my jaw...when doctor started punching the tooth with sort of hammer. I wasnt sure if he is trying it on the right one and as i was already numb in that part i thot of not taking any chance. I gave gesture of vomiting ;) and took out all the things from my mouth :P .. i was releived and then i asked wisdom tooth na!!!
he said yes my dear we know which one!!
and then out of anger he asked girl doctor to put suction pipe, drilling pipe and all whatever seems to fit in the mouth of this joker ans started grilling and drilling. I wasnt in pain but then Bijli rani thot How come they forgot me?? and went off and then the drilling machin in my mouth whispered GRRRRrrrr..r.rr.r. and the light which enlightened my joker face also went off. I understood things are not easy for wisdom to go away u must pay in all senses....the doctor assured me kuchh nahin hua...and i was thinking abb aur kuhh kya nahin hua??? and they both continued operating me with manual toools of 10000BC when after 20 mins of tooth almost giving up the power came back...I thanked Bijli for taking such a revenge!!!I heard two noises one tang (like something being thrown on steel plate) and then tanggg another one.. i wasnt sure that doctor pulled one tooth or two..so i sneaked a peek but couldnt see.
Since i was already in confusion they didnt let time fly and stitched whatever part they cut. Doctor asked me to get up and sit in the chair and while i was relaxing looked at me with a very serious face as if he doesnt need anything else but the final word came ahhhhh...2000 rs only . Well since i wanted to run away before he changes his mind and starts telling me about another infected teeth i gave whatever came out of purse and promised in mind to never visit the place again ...even for the bill (which was collected by my dearest saala no.1 later) ...
And now after two days of rigorous seva by both salal no.1 and saala no.2 . i am here in office writing this blog.... (Happy Me)...and u know what i have learnt the less the wisdom the more happy you are..don't believe me ....then go meet sardar tara chand and his blonde wife..they live happily ever after!!! :D